Too Good to Miss
Running around the 'net now are links to Jon Carroll's lovely column in the San Francisco Chronicle, purporting to be from the Unitarian Jihad:
We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.
Oh, sometimes I miss San Francisco an awful lot. This should be reflected in the minutes.
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We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.
Oh, sometimes I miss San Francisco an awful lot. This should be reflected in the minutes.
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My Unitarian
Jihad Name is: Sister Pepper Spray of Reasoned Discussion.
Get yours.
(And those of you who know me will say, this is SO TRUE!)
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