Snow White in the Garden of Eden

Today there were a bunch of kids taking first communion at Mass, so the priest directed the homily to them, and asked them questions.

As, for instance, "Who remembers what Eve did in the Garden of Eden?:"

To which the answer was, "She ate the poisoned apple."

Yes, she did, little girl. Then she lay around in a coma, till the Prince Charming of Peace came to wake her up.