Update on Raw Chicken Viking Hat

Sam, ever the stickler for precision, as befits a retired scholar of Victorian Literature, wishes me to remind you that, historically, when the Vikings wore the raw chicken hats, they made sure to cut the drumsticks off first, as otherwise the enemy might grab the drumsticks and break the necks of the Vikings. I asked Sam, well, what did they do with the drumsticks? and he says they cooked and ate them.

Though, of course, the Berserkers ate them raw. Along with their shields.