Pink Fluffy Threats

A very special blogging message to the two junior professors who pretty much spent the ENTIRE department Christmas party last night tormenting a certain senior professor who shall remain nameless, but is in charge of this blog: Keep in mind that there's a lot of pink yarn out there. Bunches. Some of which would make a Really Nice Scarf for the one of you who goes around perpetually in tailored black suits. Other selections of which would look awfully nice under black leather jackets, doncha think?

Y'all are gonna wake up on Christmas and wish you'd gotten coal, I'm telling you.