We Pretend to be Somebody Else

Normally, this blog does not address political issues, being essentially frivolous and shallow, but this morning this blog found itself royally pissed off at the news that the latest froufraw instituted by Homeland Security is the mandate that mutual fund sellers will now have to run background checks on potential buyers of said mutual funds, and though normally such news wouldn't cause a blip on this blog's radar, this blog suspects that its phytoestrogen levels were abnormally low this morning, causing it to intend to write a scathing political tirade concerning Its Rights as an American Blog, but now that it's actually composing itself it can't find any news on the web about this terrible Infringement of Its Rights, and has begun to suspect it made the whole thing up.

Tomorrow, back to our regularly scheduled programming.