Crispin and Crispian
Wait! Before I go!
Forgot to tell you Saturday's the feast of SS. Crispin and Crispian, which means it's also the anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt. If I were to be here, I'd say it's a good day to eat French food -- you could eat English and French food both, which we used to do, but then we decided, what the hell -- the French got slaughtered; let's commemorate them. But I won't be here, so I tell you now.
And I'm outa here -- bye-ee.
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Oh, all right, all right. Shakespeare got in on this, too. It's just that I knew you knew that, is why I didn't mention it.
Forgot to tell you Saturday's the feast of SS. Crispin and Crispian, which means it's also the anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt. If I were to be here, I'd say it's a good day to eat French food -- you could eat English and French food both, which we used to do, but then we decided, what the hell -- the French got slaughtered; let's commemorate them. But I won't be here, so I tell you now.
And I'm outa here -- bye-ee.
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Oh, all right, all right. Shakespeare got in on this, too. It's just that I knew you knew that, is why I didn't mention it.
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